chrismas in summer

christmas is near....everyday, tv, shopping complex, everywhere can hear christmas songs,

 "u betta watch out.....santa claus is coming to town....",

every yr same songs, but santa nvr did arrive in town, so they nvr change the songs till santa here.

though listen to it everyday, still don really know how to sing, don even know the song name, i m outdated.

pity australian have to pass christmas in summer, santa have to wear T-shirt and hot pants if he wants to come aus. too bad santa say:" i would need to shave my beard too!" then santa arrive that time no one would recognise him at all, the australian would only think he is some other old man, and pass by him without even saying hi. santa would be so disappoint if that happen, so he thought abt it and decide not to have vacation in aus, and so evry yr australian sing "santa claus is coming to town", hoping santa will come one day, and they know santa will nvr come too, so they hire few fat guys to pretend santa, and thats y christmas still exist in aus till today. 

 

the flies r joing the christmas party too. this is really one of the unexplain in perth (not sure if it happen to whole aus), winter that time all the flies gone, even no flies on rubbish, whole perth is so peace... when summer here, they r back, scary thing is so much of them, from nowhere. this yr summer is bit ok, last yr summer, wah.... flies everywhere, they not only on rubbish and food, they attack human! australia flies basically is harmless, they r cleaner but very much bigger, they r slow, but they r smart.. the flies will nvr gone in summer, no matter how much we hit. 1 down 50 more to go (abit exagerate), very reproductive, wut is even worse is they attck ppl face, c how smart they r, they go for face, nvm if is other body parts, but they pick face!! how important is our face!!

dunno heard from dunno who abt how australian got their accent, becoz the flies is flying all ova the face, so aussie have to talk quick and keep their mouth as close as possible (dunno if its true, but some aussie do talk in this way)